Have you ever work with hard core co-workers who were hell bent on making your life a living hell. Well I have had the honor to experience this for the first time. I have always had great supervisors until working at this particular agency. They are a very odd group, but I thought maybe I could try to get along with them. I was totally wrong about that. Effing Bi!ches!

This illustration was taken from Pinterest and is not my product…accept for the ass kissing part.

I recently resigned from a job after two years of  hell on earth. It was the epitome of psychological warfare. As a professional woman, I have never been subjected to such unprofessional idiots since I began my career in social services. The strategic planning of firing employees they don’t like is ridiculous and childish. Additionally, the absence of compassion was deafening. Every single day I wanted to claw their eyes, but instead I did what I was told like a good little disgruntled employee. Let me introduce you to two main idiots who were totally stank and rather irritating, and resorted in me planning how to bring them and their company down.

 Introducing…

THE BOSS: A narcissistic butt hole who has absolutely no facial expressions and has to announce when she is excited. And lets talk about her being a compulsive liar. She is the ultimate strategist, and will lie repeatedly to get what she wants. Get this, she looks like the characters from Charlie Brown.

THE IDIOT: This person is quit similar to the compulsive liar above, but she isn’t smart enough to be a strategist. I can describe her in two words: utterly imbecilic. In contrast to THE BOSS, she has one specific mood that often makes her co-workers want to leap off the nearest cliff. She can only appear depressed. Where is the happiness? How can someone be such a b!tch and work in the social services industry. I’m pretty sure that families that she serve are so tired of sadness and bitterness, they may also join her co-works over a cliff.

In conclusion, no matter how angry I feel toward the idiots at my previous workplace, revenge is something I have thought about, but  would never do. I do have standards. But that doesn’t mean I can’t dream about getting revenge. In the end this rant means nothing, because it all leads back to the children. The scare crow looking as$ president was right about that, it is about maintaining the safety of children. But lets add this into the mix; the president looks like a raggedy Ann doll who had smoked too many cigarettes. I’m just saying!!!