There are no words to express the hilarity of this photograph.
I have no qualms about lesbians flaunting their stuff, but this is going a little too far gay or straight. (More …)
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“Your penis is just too small.”As the words dithered out of Sex and the City’s Samantha’s mouth, her beguiled beau defended his honor by expressing the giganticness of her vagina. Samantha was in love with small-penis dude, but was undoubtedly forced to hurt his manly pride for the sake of redeeming her own self-esteem.
However, this example is not related to the genital mutilation that occurs when a couple is in the midst of a break up. No matter the reason, criticizing the penis is hitting below the belt. Samantha’s rendition of the “too small penis” wasn’t meant to be trite, but there are many women who use it as a weapon when the relationship fails. Let’s stop the genital mutilation tactics during crucial times in your relationships; it’s a total cliché and in the end, criticizing the penis makes you look like a fool and ruins any chance of reconciliation in the future.
It’s not the size of the ocean
Let’s be real, for realz here. Weren’t you the one who bragged to your messy ass girlfriends that “It’s not the size of the ocean, but the motion of the ocean..or lotion…whatever?” That was your justification for accepting a relationship with a man you loved; and with a man who wasn’t necessarily well endowed. Don’t use this flaw against lil-penis just because of bitterness, it’s the worst insult a man can hear from someone he once loved.
Found this on Google and thought it was hilarious.
Life is a damn circus and I find that you don’t have to travel far to find circus acts because they are right in your backyard. I was interviewing a nurse today, and she told me about a situation in which a woman and her boyfriend were at the doctor’s office for an unpleasant and still unidentified infection. (More …)
Cava-poo-chon: Ariz. couple creates new dog breed
Cava-poo-chon: Ariz. couple creates new dog breed. What the hell is up with people and these doll-looking-ass dogs? I must say, they are so adorable. An Arizona couple has designed an original, perfect pet that will undoubtedly cost a pretty penny.
According to AZfamily.com, the pet known as Cava-poo-chon, has not been considered an official breed by the American Kennel Club, an organization that has proclaimed the new pet a gimmick, a fake, a faux breed.
What the hell is the American Kennel Club’s problem? Well, can we just say that this is an elite organization that values elite breeders? Anyone outside their precious little circle will be treated as second class breeders. Such an attitude from a pet organization demonstrates that elitism can occur in even the most trivial groups.
The family who has made a contribution to the breeding community should continue their quest of entrepreneurship among their peers. The best action they can take is selling so many Cava-poo-chons that it becomes a national success. The Kennel club will be tearing down the couple’s door when that happens. I wouldn’t let their asses in.
- Cava-Poo-Chon: Couple Creates New ‘Perfect’ Dog Breed (investorplace.com)
- Meet the newest designer ‘forever young’ dog: the cava-poo-chon (kansascity.com)
Britney Murphy poisoned by Homeland Security? According to the U.K Daily Mail Online, today Britney Murphy’s death was revisited by her 82 year old father, Angelo Bertolloti,who alleges that her death was orchestrated by Homeland Security,
Before her unexpected death, Murphy was extremely ill with pneumonia and failed to seek medical attention in time to preserve her life. Conclusively, the Corona ruled her death as natural causes and closed the case.
Bertolotti was unsatisfied with the coroner’s determination and hired an independent examination of Murphy’s body. There was a difference between each coroner’s reports, revealing the presence of a substantial amount of toxins in her hair. The contractor suggested the death was attributed to persistent exposure to mold. The findings of the independent examination would have explained the tragic death of Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, who also died of natural causes only a few months after her death.
Bertolotti continues his search for answers regarding his daughter’s death, but now his allegations border on paranoia instead of a father in emotional distress. Murphy’s father is now alleging that the government poisoned Murphy and her husband due to their support of a whistle blower, Julia Davis, who revealed that the Department of Homeland Security were failing to protect the United States from terrorists through inefficient border security. (More …)
My 17 month old and I went to Dollar General for much needed cheap fingernail polish. We walked in and right at the front to the left was a collection of dranky drank (alcohol) lined up on multiple shelves. I was like, damn, if I wasn’t on a low calorie diet…
I originally lived in Texas, a very conservative state, or as I would call it, hypocrite station. Texas alcohol is not served in Dollar General. In California, it’s serve every where. I’m surprised alcohol ain’t sold at Planned Parenthood because you can get the dranky drank ANYWHERE. #beingsillyashell
What is Schema.org?
What is Schema.org? Bloggers everywhere should stop paying online marketers for advice and check out schema.org. Under the blanket of monetized advice columns, there is one seemingly insignificant, yet robust site that enhances your knowledge of SEO blog construction. (More …)
In the beginning of my blogging journey, I made the mistake of thinking it was feasible to write for both Squidoo and Examiner. I made the decision to stick with Examiner because after two articles I saw that I made a couple of cents. Although not much, it was a struggle to get any visitors to my Squidoo lenses whereas my Examiner articles were getting a regular flow of traffic. (More …)
With one sniff of our takeout, my child starts his grunting and kicking, knowing full well that addictive substances are in the bag right in the front seat. I can admit it, It is our fault, mostly mine than my husbands. I have inadvertently groomed my baby boy to expect fries whenever we leave home. Sometimes I can’t help it because I want to surprise him with a treat, and I love to see his smile. (More …)